Sick and Poor Joke

I absolutely know and believe that this belongs to the sickest poor jokes category, but noone will shoot me for penning it down.So here goes:

Before Marriage :
Marry me, I will treat you like a रानी(queen)

Marriage Day +1 :
Now since you are much more closer to me than before, I hereby honor you with prefix नोंक .
So,henceforth I will treat you like a नोंक + रानी(maid servant)
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